i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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