There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I'm at about main and main street
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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