i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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