Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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