she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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