I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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