You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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