Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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