i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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