Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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