I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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