I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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