she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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