No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
