i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Well I just put wine in my tea
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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