I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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