My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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