But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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