Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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