Taylor Swift is so right about you.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
