things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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