soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
