3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
The adults are the big ones right?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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