if i died would you start the facebook group?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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