I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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