their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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