Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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