You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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