I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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