Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm like, not good at living.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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