Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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