pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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