It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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