Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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