He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She announced her abortion via fbk
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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