Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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