Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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