hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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