Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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