You're so nebulous sometimes
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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