It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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