he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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