What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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