Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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