is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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