Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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