Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Randomize
