The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
It's rum buckets o'clock
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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