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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM

  (616): View more from Michigan

  Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  wait... oh

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  What are you drinking?

  (404): View more from Georgia

  Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  well ya only live once...

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  that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!

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• (585): View more from New York

  For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.

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