For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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