how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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