so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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